I’m an April Fools curmudgeon. I’d rather the day didn’t exist at all. Not that I don’t mind a good joke, and not that I tend to get fooled by anything – I just don’t like spending March 31st through April 2nd debating whether any of the news I’m reading has ANY basis in reality. I thrive on new information, new and interesting happenings, and so having to ignore blogs, social news sites, and pretty much anything involving the internet for these days is information withdrawal. Bah humbug.